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pump custard

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When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.
by Tees September 29, 2013
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Custard Pump

The penis. A rigid cock ready to sling a hot rope of nut custard.
Rachel worked my custard pump last night and got a mouthful.

My custard pump is primed and about to unload.

She emptied my custard pump with a vigorous handy.
by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018
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