pumasex

Sex between pumas.

This includes sex between actual pumas, sex between anyone and a woman in her late 20's or 30's, and sex between a person and a puma. The latter is not recommended as large cats are known to be bitey.

See pumasexy.

Nert, she was fooning a bumkin in our pumasex when this flea with mad hage took my grib fo deezy.

by DG Trentt April 5, 2008

Pumpsexual

Being attracted to pumpkins. It has been rumored that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know.

1: we’re not saying that Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpsexual, but we don’t really know
2: you man just found out Jack is Pumpsexual, now I know who not to invite to my Halloween party.

by Îhēbæ June 19, 2019

pumasexy

1. Appealing as a woman in her late 20's or 30's.

2. Appealing as a large cat. Long strides, tight flanks, big teeth. You know what I'm sayin.

3. Anything (e.g. a product or slogan) that's mature and hot.

See pumasex.

That surf has kit-kats from bretting on big cups, but her mil--that girl's pumasexy!

by DG Trentt April 5, 2008

Pumpsexual

When you are sexually attracted to aggressively pumping crypto charts. Green candles, all-time highs, and parabolic moves get you going. The deeper the FOMO, the harder the… feelings. Not to be confused with just liking profits. This is a deep, primal, chart-induced thirst.

Trader 1: “Bro, did you see $BOOZE just 10x’d in 4 minutes?”
Trader 2: unzips wallet “Dude… I think I’m pumpsexual.”
by CandleCraver – May 06, 2025

by cewceweq rfv May 6, 2025