pulling weeds 

A sub-standard hand job where the administer fails to realize that the phallus of the subject is in fact attached to the body. A rough-pulling-hand job.

Steve was totally pulling weeds.

pulling weeds by Joeseph Campbell April 21, 2006

pulling weeds 

a hardcore dance move. similar to a floorpunch (but more dangerous to people behind you) involves stretching one arm forward with the hand open, while one clenched fist is back,and pulling the open hand towards you while closing that fist andpushing forward your opposite clnched fist. basially elbowing the air behind you.

I was pulling weeds and they grew back

pulling weeds by seany v November 24, 2004

Pulling weeds 

Masterbating in the backyard.

He was pulling weeds in because he was horney

Pulling weeds by Joymooon May 7, 2025

Pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

A term used in Call Of Duty to express how much you raped the other team. The outside world won't know this, so you may use it as a bragging tool in everyday situations.

1: Aww man. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders, all day every day. 120 kills and 29 deaths.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

Pulling weeds and tapping shoulders. by J_syntax June 29, 2011

Weed Pulling

When giving a hand job, some pubes are snagged as a part of the process and get pulled on the up stroke.

Things were going great until her ring snagged...I gotta keep the garden in better order to stop the weed pulling.

Weed Pulling by Geroooo January 5, 2021