pulling a jard 

Being constantly under the influence in some way shape or form, for 7 or more consecutive days.

last week at the beach, Casey was totally pulling a jard.

pulling a jard by yaboycornbreadfdx June 28, 2018

Pulling a Jardot 

To simultaneously vomit and shit all over the place.

Friend 1: “Oh, no! Tim is pulling a Jardot all over the place!”
Friend 2: “Clean that shit up, man!”
Friend 1: “I can’t! There’s too much! It’s everywhere!”

Pulling a Jardot by Myuscle_Man June 13, 2018