Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

Pulled a jordan by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulled a Jordan

When you ask a girl that you know if she wants to go out with you and your friends to the pub under the guise of maybe setting her up with one of your friends. Which you aren't so sure if you clearly explained that to her at the start. Only to find out that she thought that you wanted to take her out on a date, and completey blows you and all your friends off because she found out that you in fact have a girlfriend.

Dude what happened to that girl. Oh she found out you had a girlfriend? Did you tell her? Yeah man you totally pulled a jordan.

Pulled a Jordan by MosDawg December 13, 2008

Pulled a Jordan

Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.

People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"

If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.

Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.

Pulled a Jordan by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 1, 2023

Pulled a Jordan

A person of Italian decent doing something that would be defined as "Extremely Homosexual"
Saying that someone "Pulled a Jordan" is very insulting, and should only be used if the person is an evil super-villain looking over the city...

Person 1: OMG! did you see Johnny? He totally "Pulled a Jordan!"
Person 2: No way! Where's the evidence?
Person 1: Ayo?

Pulled a Jordan by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 6, 2023

He pulled a Jordan 

When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.

Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!

He pulled a Jordan by LividPlanets February 6, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020