pull out technique

when a man and a woman want to have a one night stand with no protection. The woman insures the man that he can "pull out". so they start going and right when the man is about to Cum, the woman wraps her legs around him and screams "BE MY BABYS DADDY!" The man then panics and usually trys to get out. when he realizes he can he hits kicks and bites her. after he now knows he is going to be a dady he thinks of multiple ways of explaining it to his parents.

Guy 1: Oh man, I fell for the old pull out technique.

Guy 2: (silence)

pull out technique by cincinatti_18 December 14, 2010

Greco-Roman Pullout Technique

This is the centuries old tried and tested method of a man pulling his penis out of the vagina just prior to male orgasm in order to prevent pregnancy.

This act may also involve a facial, Cream Pie, Map of Hawaii, or other known jiz patterns.

I was banging your old lady and since I didn't have a condom, I used the old Greco-Roman Pullout Technique on her and blew it in her hair.

Greco-Roman Pullout Technique by DanteRandall June 19, 2009