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puffy cock

symptoms of being an alcoholic, having sex with underage dirty women. never taking showers and having bad stubble....basically being homeless but still have a place and being a functional peice of society...or shit....
its not that bad guys, it just makes my cock all puffy..i gots da puffy cock
puffy cock by jared harper November 23, 2006

cock puffs O'hoolahan 

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.
Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!

Cock Puff 

When the hair on the back of the top of your head sticks up, either by styling products or naturally.
"Dude, Ryan looks like such a douche bag now that he has a cock puff."
Cock Puff by Steve Contraband July 20, 2008

cock puff 

when an uncircumcised penis becomes cheesy within the folds
My European friend had a bad case of cock puff.
cock puff by Pussy Cat 21 December 27, 2010
When a girl blows into a limp uncircumcised dick and it blows up like a pufferfish.
"My girl blew air into my flaccid dick and next thing you know it looked like a pufferfish. She has asthma though, so she can't Puffacock for too long."
Puffacock by 13th December 10, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026