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puffy cock

symptoms of being an alcoholic, having sex with underage dirty women. never taking showers and having bad stubble....basically being homeless but still have a place and being a functional peice of society...or shit....
its not that bad guys, it just makes my cock all puffy..i gots da puffy cock
puffy cock by jared harper November 23, 2006

cock puffs O'hoolahan 

Famous Dubliner who fiendishly puffs the cock.
Like Jason mewes (Jay and Silent Bob) would say......He (Cock puffs O'hoolahan) LOVES the cock!!

Cock Puff 

When the hair on the back of the top of your head sticks up, either by styling products or naturally.
"Dude, Ryan looks like such a douche bag now that he has a cock puff."
Cock Puff by Steve Contraband July 20, 2008

cock puff 

when an uncircumcised penis becomes cheesy within the folds
My European friend had a bad case of cock puff.
cock puff by Pussy Cat 21 December 27, 2010
When a girl blows into a limp uncircumcised dick and it blows up like a pufferfish.
"My girl blew air into my flaccid dick and next thing you know it looked like a pufferfish. She has asthma though, so she can't Puffacock for too long."
Puffacock by 13th December 10, 2013

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026