puddle nut 

When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.

Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.

Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut

puddle nut by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019

Nut puddle 

A big load of semen.

I banged the shit out of Dave’s mom and left a big nut puddle on her chin!

Nut puddle by PeteyPaplo October 27, 2018

Nut puddle 

Puddle of nut

Dylan: “If pink guy drops a new album, ill nut on my phone”

Jack: “I agree, ill also nut on your phone.”

Dylan: “Good, we will have a nut puddle.”

Nut puddle by @jackeyd112233 October 17, 2018

Puddle Nutz 

When one has a patch of sweat between the scrotum and ass crack.
Known also as suffering from 'a lick of the wolf'.

I've been sitting on this plastic chair all day in these tweed pants, and I've got an awful lick of the wolf.

Puddle Nutz by MaxIso April 13, 2004

Puddle Nutz 

When your sweating in the ball area

Its so hot i got puddle nutz

Puddle Nutz by Diggler March 18, 2003

Puddlebutt 

A classic dad insult for someone who is moving very slowly or not at all, particularly in traffic. Great for use in traffic when the guy in front of you is just sitting there with a green left turn arrow.

It's origin might be drawn from a situation where someone is so slow or lazy, that they pee their pants while sitting on the couch, hence sitting in a puddle of their own pee. But the word could just as easily be from a random combination of words thrown together in the heat of road rage.

Idiot 1: Sitting in car texting while the light turns green
Dad 1: *Beeps horn* Move your as* you puddlebutt!

Puddlebutt by JobeOneKenobi July 12, 2020

Puddlenuts 

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

Puddlenuts by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009