puddle nut

When your busting a nut and you finish but it doesn't shoot out instead it just leaks and globe on the floor.
Friend 1: you I busted a nut yesterday and it just glooped to the floor.

Friend 2: bro that's gross... Also that sounds like Puddle Nut
by TopazGrenadeir March 13, 2019
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