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Puddle Drinker 

One who replenishes their thirst with leftover rainfall which has landed on ground.
That Phil McFivenames is a puddle drinker.

puddle drinker 

Fans of Sevco Football Club (who previously supported Rangers FC before it died in 2012).

The name derives from their whining about not having bottled water available inside the stadium during the Europa League final in Seville in 2022.
"It was terrible. I heard slurping sounds and turned to see Crawford's head down in the toilet. Luckily I found a puddle of stagnant water near the back stairs. Becoming a puddle drinker saved my life."

Puddle Drinker 

Someone who will stop at nothing for pleasure. You could find this type of person smoking pot during church, drinking at an AA meeting, and/or jerking off during study hall. These people don't see the big picture, and are for lack of better terms BASIC. These people are low lives and their attitude brings everyone around them down.
Nicole: Tony is such a puddle drinker.
Erin: Thought you two were happy.
Nicole: Noo, When lucy came to toxic with me the other night... ughh.
Erin: Nooo, what did he do?
Nicole: He was copping a chubby on Mandy.
Erin: Noooo, Thought she done sleeping around after she let Ernie boys run a train on her.
Nicole: Noo, and Tony and I are finished.
Puddle Drinker by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
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