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Puddinguettler 

The nastiest of all whores. Her vagina looks like a shredded pile of rotten beef flaps, and has no muscle control. She's old and worn out but thinks she still has game. If you're ever approached by a Puddinguettler you should call hazmat immediately, her vagina has been known to discharge a foul stream and engulf small watercraft.
My whole leg fit in her vagina, she's a Puddinguettler.
Puddinguettler by PalominoMare January 13, 2017

Stirring the pudding cup 

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.
Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

hot pudding cup 

The act of defecating into your partner's mouth, then eating the feces out of their mouth with a spoon.
Jenny had to gargle for an hour after I gave her the ol' hot pudding cup last night.

My that was a tasty hot pudding cup.
hot pudding cup by analyngus August 14, 2010

Pudding Cup 

Slang term for anus in Federal pound me in the ass prison. Commonly used in the phrase, "shank you for your pudding cup" to mean that you will be cut just above your anus. The resultant bloodflow becomes lubricant for anal intercourse (see F'd in the A) with the new cum bucket.
John: I am going to prison tomorrow.
Off Duty Ninja: Protect your pudding cup.

Jewish Pudding Cup 

When a person lies on their back while naked and put the legs over their head. (This must be prepared a few hours before hand due to the fact that a butt plug is necessary to expand the anus.) The person then removes the butt plug and wait for their sexual partner(s). (Also a must: The partner on the delivering end must have a bad case of diarrhea.) The person on the delivering end then proceeds to 'take a shit' in the receivers anus, the delivering party the sits down, with a spoon and consumes the 'pudding' from the receivers anus. (This must all occur inside of an active gas chamber, because if you are down to do this shit, you need to be killed anyways.)
Cameron wanted to try something a bit more kinky then the usual, so he asked Andrew if he would like to partake in the sexual act of "The Jewish Pudding Cup."
Jewish Pudding Cup by PyvT June 15, 2014

pudding cup 

A noun representing a vagina with cream pie which is then licked up by another person. Similar to when someone eats a pudding pack without a spoon and has to use only their tongue to eat it.
I could really go for a nice snack right about now, a pudding cup sounds yummy.
pudding cup by mizzy911 April 12, 2009