pud pounder

A masterbater.
Someone with no control over their desire to jack off.
A guy with a high desire to ejaculate.
A male who would rather jack off then go meet women for possible sex.

Boss: "Where's Jeffery?"
Worker: " You mean jism jacking Jeff? He stayed home to jack off today, the fucking pud pounder."

by jsd9632 January 06, 2012

pudding pounder

Type of weapon used by native American tribes as a war club.

He pounded him to death with his pudding pounder.

by Kristal the Herman November 22, 2021