psycake

The mental capability of fat people to sense food, especially cake and candy, at work or in a nearby area.

She knew that someone had brought in bagels for breakfast at work. Her Psycake senses were making her stomach rumble.

psycake by Mikey78 May 19, 2016

psycategy 

a plan, method, or series of psychological maneuvers or stratagems cats employ in order to take over the world.

Purring, chasing lasers, coughing up hairballs... it's all part of their psycategy!

psycategy by myk247365 January 12, 2016