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PSPS stands for paiseh paiseh which is a hokkien word used mostly in Singapore, that means sorry I'm embarrassed in an informal way
-Hey, you didn't mark your attendance today!
-psps, I forgot.
PSPS by nutttt March 4, 2019
Pussy Slaps Per Second, slapping a pussy with your dick, seeing how many you can get in one second.
How high is your PSPS even at brah?
PSPS by Lukisfer November 17, 2013
That weird ass sound you make like your cats care about your feelings
Me: pspsps
Cat: shut the fuck up

Pspspsps 

The sound you make when you crave your cats attention.
Pspspspsps her kitty kitty
Pspspsps by Rstafford93 February 17, 2020
Word of the Day on July 9, 2021

pspspsps'd 

Verb.

Past tense of Pspspsps.

Used by those brave enough to summon our feline overlords.
Guy1: "Pspspsps"

Mr. Furball: "Ẅ̶̧̝̟͖́͆̎͛̚ḫ̵̛͔̋̒̂͑ó̵̪̘̟͂̃ ̵̿̎̓́͝ͅd̶̖̻͉͂̈̒̽a̵̬͐͑̚r ͈̤̜͖̙́̾̅͊͗e̵̳̠̘͎̲͌͋͆͝s ̲͙̀̾͋̚ ͇̣̻͚́͐́̕t̶̢͘o ̫̙̤̌́ ̵̣̻͎̇͠a ̨̠̼̠̣̒ẅ̴̩͉̞̰́̂̆̊̀ä̶̻̻̻̼̑͋́̈k ̬̑̚e ͇̔͒͝͠ņ̴̨̩̜͇̀́͋͝ ̛̼̆̔̽͂t̶̥̒̆̑h ̢̛͍̝̪e̵̡͗̀ ̯͆͝͠a̴̡͖̘̓͝n ̧͉͕̦͍͊̄͠c̵͉͚̣͎̍͋͛̃̚i ̺͊e̵̢̠̊̔̈́͜n ̠͛̌̎̈͝t ̜̃ ̮̼̫͑o ̝̊̔n̵͎̰̿̾͛̈́e̴̠͝"

Guy2: "Hey, how did Guy1 die?"

Guy 3: "He pspspsps'd in the wrong neighborhood."
pspspsps'd by NovelistPotato May 20, 2020

Pspspsps 

a way to atract cats, dogs, parot, hooman, monke. anything! :D
hooman 1: pspspsps
monke: huh?
cat: huh?
dog: huh?
parot: huh
hooman 2: huh?
Pspspsps by lucoso April 23, 2022