pseudorgasm

an orgasm faked by a woman

Megan was tired, so she had a pseudorgasm to get her boyfriend off of her.

by specialkm11 February 4, 2009

Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.

Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."

by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010

psuedogasm

What chicks do when the have their wicked way with me.

"Fucking hell, Cameron, if you don't finish soon I'm a gon' have a psuedogasm"
"I'm paid for the whole hour, I'll use the whole hour."

by Team Cam September 29, 2008