Pedograph 

creepy paragraphs young girls get from creepers online trying to hook up with them.

Creeper:Hi.

Young Girl: Hello.

Creeper: You're gorgeous! I bet you's got a sexxxy body. You should come to my house and have some fun babygirl. Your parents won't know about it, right?

Young Girl: Nice pedograph.

Pedograph by rubyannbyf June 21, 2010

pseudocrap 

The bits and pieces of undigested food left in your crap. Usually in the form of vegetables especially corn. The word comes from the Latin and English roots of "not quite crap."

Guy: Baby, come here and check out all the pseudocrap in my crap!

Girl: Honey, please don't use big words you don't understan.... OH MY GOD! Corn!?

pseudocrap by Perplexing Enigma August 14, 2010

pedographer 

child pornographer

Child pornography is a crime against children. The pedographer who took those photos must go to Federal prison—forever.

pedographer by laj.esq October 18, 2020

pedography 

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun; plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.

The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent <b>pedography</b>: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, the third with shiny blonde hair and bright blue eyes, all pedolicious, lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.

pedography by Mister M December 9, 2006

pseudography 

A book presented as an autobiography when in actuality it is mostly fiction.

"A Million Little Pieces" by John Frey was exposed as a pseudography when people began checking on the facts of the author's life.

pseudography by LandoNato April 4, 2008

pedography 

pe·dog·ra·phy (pee-dog-ruh-fee)
-noun, plural -phies.

1. the science dealing with the cartographical differentiation of the geographical areas of the pedosexual, as shown in the character, arrangement, and interrelations over those immediate areas of such elements as number, age, appearance (including clothing choices), spirit and inclinations of pedolicious underagers, and of the unit areas formed by the complex of these individual elements.

The local pedosexual was delighted to find he'd moved into an area with an excellent pedography: three middle-schoolers, one quite flirtatious, another given to wearing tight jeans, all pedolicious lived within three houses of his own and waited for the school bus outside his window, while more than that number of elementary aged children paraded past his front door on the way to and from their school.

pedography by Mister M December 11, 2008

pedography 

child pornography.

The FBI found pedography on his hard drive and did nothing about it.

pedography by laj.esq October 18, 2020