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prom date 

In golf, if you hit a putt and it goes around the entire circumfrence of the hole (the lip) but doesn't go in. All lip, no hole.
I thought that putt was going down, but it really was just a prom date.
prom date by TitoJackson July 24, 2009

prom date 

When a 45 year old mullet wielding, fake-tan having, sunglass wearing, super dyke-type female calls your bat phone talking about going out together to get beers and then saying "whatever happens, happens" which ultimately gives you free reign to the merkin covered beefy curtain. This isn't just a regular date, it is the most special of dates and that being a prom date.
This bitch, who works with me, called me up stuttering and stammering about going out for some beers and when I told my friends about it, they said do you want us to book you a limo for your prom date?
prom date by Zee Assman February 21, 2005

Prom Date Lies

When your prom date decides she cant go with you to prom and you make outrageous untrue lies about that person.
Kevin: Mick, Adam, what happened to your prom dates?

Mick: My date died in a murder rape suicide.

Adam: My date is pregnant. I just cant take a pregnant chick to prom.

Kevin: Those sound like Prom Date Lies.

Prom Date Dumpster Baby 

Any fan or player of the Columbus Crew.
"He's a Crew fan?"

"Yes."
"Oh that means he is a prom date dumpster baby."
Prom Date Dumpster Baby by deadonred September 16, 2009

after prom date 

the person you hook up with after prom when its not your prom date
john is going to prom with Lisa but his after prom date is Jessica.

back-up, back-up prom date 

This is basically someone that you know will say go with you to prom if you ask them. This has to be a person that you can relatively stand for a full night, or else can stand to stand next while taking pictures and then ditch him/her for the rest of the night and hang out with that person that you actually wanted to come with. This has to be a person that you know no one else will want to ask, so they are definately available.
Steve is my back-up, back-up prom date, so I know that I am guaranteed to be going with someone.