projanitor

One who cheats and never gets caught.

Friend A: Yo! I'm finna smash this new chic on my block. She thick af.

Friend B: Your girl lives there too, you know?
Friend A: chill, bro. I'm a projanitor. I'm smooth like that.

by Hood Itachi May 31, 2019

profanitarian

A person who uses and\cr celebrates the use of profanity as a tool of language.

George Carlin was a profanitarian who became famous for examining language and censorship in society and the media, notably observing the "7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on television".

by Zunk Whistle May 27, 2010

progenitor

A colossal dinosaur creature much like Godzilla that stomps on cities, then furiously mates with the nearest tallest structure. Rumored to have banged The Statue of Liberty in 1968.

Progenitor: PROGENITOR!!! RAWR!
People: MON DIEU! IT'S EIFFEL TOWERING THE EIFFEL TOWER WITH GODZILLA!
Another Bystander: I AM LE TIRED!

by Desmond Wilder August 17, 2010

progenitor

The soup to nuts from which all soup to nuts comes from. In physics, that is the infinite bath of nothingness that gives rise to "something" as its density and temperature demonstrate difference, thus giving way to infinite change.

Do you come here often? How about taking a shot at avoiding 15 IVF treatments and take a shot at a few minutes of a progenitor relationship with a proven DNA convergence mechanism, a dash of Barry White and a couple shots of tequila?

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith June 26, 2019

Profanitarian

One who is strongly offended by obscene, blasphemous, or vulgar language.

Stop being such a fucking profanitarian you vaginal-discharge spewing horse vagina!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009