professorery

Characteristics that makes one seem professor like i.e elbow patches and smoking a pipe.

That guy has no idea about anything but with that coat he is all professorery and shit.

by O4bro December 25, 2016

Professory

Someone who is "like" a professor.
A professor type personality.

"Dude, my dad just gave me the talk. His lectures make him sound so professory."

by Fishys December 13, 2009

professoress

when you are talking to a female professor of yours you can use this for comic relief. it is joke on on using the word professor to call both female and male humans ;) by specifying using "ess".

you go to her and say:
-"Excuse me, professor..ess"
-"Just professor, a-thank you very much"

as if there's a female version of professor like there is in latin languages
e.g professora, professor

professor Linda: can i help you?
Charlie Student: oh hi, professoress, or are you a doctor-ess already? did you ever get you're phd?

by dionysuswinedudeheyoh September 29, 2010

ProfessorWRizz

Yo it be me, my name is q=mcdeltaT. Everyday I be spittin' heat because I'm a boss that you can't beat. When your hoe comes knocking at my door, you know that you ain't got her anymore. They be saying that physics gets all the bitches but chemistry hits without any misses so when you put me in this position, don't mind when I come out swingin'. They be sayin' that I'm an elmo on the streets and a cookie monster in the sheets. You know I be the CEO of deceit, so why don't you come to my bathroom suite? Little hoe came over to meet, afterward, I stole her meat. All the opps be hatin' meanwhile, my bitch count is acceleratin'. When I see an opp acting like a clown, I make sure that I shoot em' down. You know me I pack a hundred rounds because you can't swim, you only drown.

ProfessorWRizz just stole yo girl.

by himonddosama November 22, 2023