procastifaking

Procastifaking (noun/verb, slang): The art of appearing highly productive while intentionally avoiding the work that actually needs to be done. A person who is procastifaking fills their time with low-priority tasks, unnecessary organization, endless planning, or other convincing distractions that create the illusion of progress without accomplishing the real objective. Unlike ordinary procrastination, procastifaking is characterized by doing things that look useful such as cleaning a workspace, answering unimportant emails, color-coding notes, or researching endlessly so both the person and those around them may believe meaningful work is being completed. In reality, these activities serve as a way to delay the important task while reducing feelings of guilt by maintaining the appearance of productivity.

"I turned a 20-minute assignment into an all-day event by creating as many unnecessary side quests as possible, all while calling it 'getting ready to work.' That's PEAK procastifaking."

"I convinced myself that cleaning my entire room, updating Windows, sorting 8,000 screenshots, and checking the weather every 15 minutes was somehow helping me write my essay. That's peak procastifaking.

"I convinced myself that I couldn't start my homework until my room was spotless, my desktop was organized, my playlist was perfect, my snacks were ready, and I watched 'just one' YouTube video. Six hours later, I still hadn't opened the assignment. That's peak procastifaking."

procastifaking by PunishHer July 19, 2026

procrastibaking 

the practice of baking something in order to put off doing something else you need to do.

I should be finishing my paper, but I decided to make muffins instead. Procrastibaking FTW!

procrastibaking by Geektronica October 6, 2008

procrastibaking 

the art of baking delicious and delectable treats rather than studying/homeworking/finishing work/cleaning.

often occurs when there is a large amount of work to be done, and you are slightly hungry - how better to waste time than bake yourself some fresh muffins/cookies/cake?!?!

"i didn't finish my assignment last night - but i made some awesome cookies!"

"you waste way to much time procrastibaking."

procrastibaking by Gertie002 March 27, 2010

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

Procrastifaking by Neetles December 10, 2009

Procastibaking 

To avoid work by making lots of delicious baked goodies, particularly of the cupcake variety. Urges occur when there is lots of work to be done, but no particular reason to bake.

"I've not even started writing yet, I've spent way too long procastibaking."
"I'm fat and I've failed my degree. Damn you procastibaking!"

Procastibaking by Siouxsie de Barnsley February 21, 2010

Procastibating 

Procastibating is the practice of masturbating in order to procastinate.

When I have lots of homework I, instead of doing it, end up procastibating do all the homework in a caffeine fueled frenzy at 2:00 in the morning.

Procastibating by edumacator February 12, 2007

Procrastifacing 

Putting off doing what needs to be done while you waste huge amounts of time screwing around on your Facebook

I know that you're waiting on that report Mr. Boss Man, but I've been too busy Procrastifacing to get anything done.

Procrastifacing by Jen Schmen October 21, 2009