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fingering one's butthole to obtain guilty pleasure
Who do I have to probe around this place to get some chardonnay?
by Ricky Wang July 21, 2005
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.
I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.
"i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up"
"that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass"
"if aliens abduct me, my over and under shotgun should end their little probe party"
by P.Rickshaw September 25, 2007
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A joint venture between ford and mazda to bring toy one of the best handaling, rice killing, cheap sports cars ever!
Thats a good looking, fast Ford Probe GT!
by Skipster May 13, 2003
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Chris: "Matt, I hear your girlfriend gives the best Probe..."
Matt: "That's none of your business you piece of shit".
by DJProbeMaster November 20, 2010
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a person who's annoying as hell and never leaves you alone
dude that guy is such a probe, he's alway buggin me
by trillakillagodzilla December 26, 2010
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A way of punishing someone.
Fanta probes Deno to punish him.
by Fanta Panda November 03, 2007
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