prized showdog 

An attractive professional women who is carted around by her male boss so that he can create a better image for himself by having all his coworkers or clients know that he works with a hot chick.

"Leanna, did you really go to that client meeting with Karl, even though you didn't work on that project and don't know anything about it? You are such a prized showdog."

"Yeah, but maybe he will get more business now that the client knows he works with such a hot chick."

prized showdog by Sallie Mason May 27, 2005

Prized Marlin 

A sex act involving the male fucking a girl and then using the shocker move to lift her up while she is bent over and then his friend enters the room and snaps a picture of the two.

Dave used the Prized Marlin on Cameron Diaz.

Prized Marlin by Dan and Dave September 2, 2003

prized asshole 

someone who's assholeness is readily apparent to everyone around them but not to themselves.

the ultimate jackass in a situation; everyone cherishes this asshole, he's a prized asshole

originally from the Flight of the Concords:
"I got hurt feelings, I got hurt feelings
I feel like a prized asshole, no one even mentions my casserole"

I forgot to bring the beer. Now I really feel like a prized asshole.

prized asshole by MeThisGuy February 19, 2011

Prized Pig

Describes the token (attractive) female in a predominately male environment, such as an engineering department. Typically the center of unwanted advancements and conversely a target of opportunity for her male colleagues.

"I heard Laura is studying mechanical engineering at Purdue... She's gonna be the prized pig of all the nerds."

"Finally, a cute girl showed up in the office."

"She's not that good, you're just getting desperate."
"Fuck it, I'm going poaching for my prized pig."

Prized Pig by High Speed and Hooah December 27, 2012

prized kangaroo 

Someone who is the center of attention, Everyone is trying to get him,He's exactly what everyone wants Some even try capturing him He's the prized kangaroo

When the aliens tried abducting me I felt like a prized kangaroo

prized kangaroo by Aaron San August 21, 2016

Prized T-34-85 

The best thing ever literally better than everything ever made it is the best fucker other tanks and other things

Jake: hey there’s a t-34-85 over there damn that’s a epic tank

Definition: Prized T-34-85 - a Soviet tank from World War 2 that fought against the Germans

Noun: T-34-85

Prized T-34-85 by Punisher222222 June 3, 2021

Prized goat 

Piece of meat. But a good piece of meat, like the goat you would enter in the 4H fair that would win a ribbon. You might enter the goat when it was alive and then kill it to eat it. Which is why people raise goats for meat and milk.

Has a sexual meaning. That woman is a prized goat. Links sexuality to the idea of "animal" instinct. Links sexuality to beastiality and the idea that a farm can use the animals for sexual gratification.

Because goat if a meat eaten in the Carribean it also has a kind of racial overtone to it. That speaks as well perhaps to a king of racists link to notions of the value of black women's sexuality and the sexual exploitation of black women.

Suggests exploitation.

How do you like that goat stew? Its made from the prized goat.

Did you check out her ass, she is a prized goat.

With a prized goat like her, you could make a lot of money.

Prized goat by princesscant December 23, 2011