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Private account 

Can you ah check if that accounts private
Can you ahhh check it the tot guys account is private (private account is a gay person)
Private account by Uejbeheu August 16, 2017

Private Account Syndrome 

The delusion of being better than everyone else because they are hidden behind a social media account that's either set to "private" or has no content posted.
*User A posts an innocent video online*
*User B sees the video and comments a hateful message for no reason*
*User A reads the message and thinks: "They are so rude! Who are They to think They can say this?"*
*User A look at User B's account and finds that They have their account set to "private"
*User A responds to User B: "You think You can be rude to everyone because You're hidden away from the public! You have Private Account Syndrome."

Private Account Syndrome 

Private Account Syndrome (PRACS for short) is the delusion of being better than everybody else just because you hide behind an account that is either private or has no posts.
They usually say horrible things and slurs but have no self control as they think they are safe behind a privated account.
(Privated Account) User1: "~racist slur~"
(Reply) Original Poster: "why'd you say that about me"
(Reply to OP) User1: "i have free speech"
(Reply) User2: "You've really gotten Private Account Syndrome"

Private Bank account 

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.
My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026