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Noob Princess 

The Noob/N00b of Noobs/N00bs. This is because if you haven't noticed, in videogames, the princess is always stupid and makes the main character do all her work! So if there is a person EXCEPTIONALLY stupid or lame the proper term is, Noob Princess.
When a person askes what 2 + 2 is, that person would be a "Noob Princess."
Noob Princess by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009

Noobian Princess 

Another term for Noob. Someone who thinks he is a really good gamer but is not.
"Man you're such a noobian princess!"
"Oh, look at the noobian princess get all upset."
"Oh Bill, he's just a noobian princess."
Noobian Princess by Wildstar January 21, 2006

Noobian Princess 

A girlfriend who despite her undisputed good looks, has absolutely no other redeeming features.

Especially apparent by a lack of cognitive or reasoning ability.
Girlfriend: "Uhhh, like you know, I think evolution is totally bogus and Britney is great".
Boyfriend: "Oh my god, you're such a Noobian Princess".
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026