A singlelady, participating in an honorary role at her gay best friends' marriage, presumably in a satiny dress they picked out for her; a term fondly coined to mark legalization of gay marriage in New York State during Pride 2011.
Pridesmasher: (noun)One who smashes pride of others.
Pridesmash: (verb)To smash someone's pride. Totally gone. End of story.
The best way to SMASH someone's pride:
Physically destroy someone. Then rape them in a prison-like manner in front of his friends. Don't worry his friends won't remember you, just that he got beat down and raped or "pridesmashed" in there presence.
Did you see the look on jimmy's face?! I'm a total pridesmasher...
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'