Preying Mantis 

A preying mantis is a woman who, while orally pleasuring a man, bites the head of the penis right when the man is about to cum, much like the female insect (preying mantis) will eat her mate after the reproduction process.

Guy 1: Dude why is there blood on your pants?
Guy 2: Because that bitch is a preying mantis, she bit the head of my dick!

Preying Mantis by Layssiege February 9, 2010

Preying Mantis 

A sexual act in which the man is having anal sex with a woman and, as he climaxes, the woman rotates her head 180 degrees and engorges herself on the juices inside the man's skull.

Dude 1: Dude, what's up with your head?
Dude 2: I was having sex with Mandy last night and she preying mantis'd me.

Preying Mantis by Sam Huge Schlong October 27, 2009

preying mantis 

The only insect that makes a great pet.

They hatch on Memorial Day, give or take a few days. About July 4 they are large enough to find in the wild. If you have an egg case in a terrarium, you'll be able to see them as soon as they hatch, but good luck finding these little guys outside.

They all have wings, but only adult males fly. Males are slightly shorter, a lot skinnier, and much more hyper. They are a lot harder to catch and somewhat more difficult to tame.

If well fed, they are much less cannibalistic than commonly thought. Yes, a small percent are Jeffrey or Jennifer Dahmers, but most are not.

Unfortunately they are short lived. In the wild they die between fall and winter. In captivity they still might die in fall, but some will make it almost to next spring.

It may seem cruel, but it's usually best to clip their wings in the fall, as they get a disease which starts out as brown spots on their wings but soon turns into holes. They die sooner if you let them get this, or let it progress. Cut the wings and put some Neosporin CREAM on them with a Q-tip.

FOOD: Katydids are their favorite. Small grasshoppers are good. Moths are excellent. You may have to buy crickets in the winter. Baby mantids eat flightless fruitflies (PETSMART).

Preying Mantis Kung Fu mimicks the fighting style of the Preying Mantis.

preying mantis by Brad Lee. Bad, rad -- Brad! June 11, 2006

Preying Mantis 

Describes the physical position of someone who is gurned up to their tits.

Put your arms straight out in front of yourself, then bend your elbows so that your foreams are at a right angle to your upper arms, and parrallel to your body. Fully extend your fingers, then bend your wrists down, to form a sort of 'M' shape with your forearms and hands.

When accompanied by rolling eyes, a swinging underbitten jaw, and low-soft groaning noises, can be highly amusing.

"... I gathered that all you guys were pilled-up, 'cos when I came in last night, the front room looked like a preying mantis farm ..."

Preying Mantis by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

Preying mantis style 

When a guy is fucking a girl and right when he busts a nut, she chops his fucking head off.

She was taller than him after they got done fucking preying mantis style.

Preying mantis style by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

Reverse preying mantis 

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

Reverse preying mantis by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

praying mantis 

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and put your fingers in her nose from over her forehead and pull her back. The resulting flailing of her arms makes her look like a praying mantis

Take this praying mantis bitch!

praying mantis by Rob Pibbs April 14, 2004