prestbury

Where strange northern girls come from, who look upon the world outside this town with a sense of wonder and amazement. Often believe in faries

-"did you see that girl Emma talking to the flower pot"
-"Yeah, she's a simpleton from Prestbury looking for Fairies "

by Fgyfthftuh November 13, 2016

presturbation

Presturbation is the act of watching porn to get you horny enough to watch the really awful porn you need to get off because you're dead inside.

The term originates from Michael Swaim of Cracked.com

Guy 1: My girlfriend walked in on me watching porn the other day. Luckily I was just presturbating so it wasn't anything too nasty. A few minutes later and she would have seen my collection of loli midget amputee vore hentai. Presturbation saved my relationship.

Guy 2: You're dead inside, aren't you?

Guy 1: Oh, most definitely.

by That name is already taken September 2, 2011

Pressury

The feeling when something fun planned by arrangement almost gets done but then postponed and then subsequent rearrangements also get postponed which brings about a motivation to more carefully plan the thing which draws attention to the thing not happening and brings forth a feeling of pressure to have/enjoy the thing even though now the spontaneity of it has been knocked right off damn it.

‘I can’t handle this phonecall we had planned it all feels a bit pressury’.

by Wrdosaurus March 2, 2022

emil prestberg

Small Penis Man Who has bad taste of Memes

Emil Prestberg has a small penis

by Richard Scareye December 12, 2016