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Pressure cooked: Insanely high, like beyond steamed.
That is some crazy weed dude, I'm fucking pressure cooked!
by ChrisFSB April 24, 2020
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Pressure Cooker

The most common nickname for the Donald W. Reynolds Razorback Stadium, located at the University of Arkansas in Fayetteville. The term was created around the beginning of the 2011 football season, when Arkansas began to "put on the pressure" and "cook" the opposition.
"Turn on the Pressure Cooker, chop up some onions and throw in the taters; we're having tiger tonight, boys!"

"Goddamn this is some good aggie.

Of course! Only the best meats are prepared in the Pressure Cooker."
by Tusk Luver November 21, 2011
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Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
by BrynnVixxen January 6, 2017
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pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019
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Pennsylvania pressure cooker

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!
by peterson tad October 18, 2008
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Dutch Pressure Cooker

laying under a gravity blanket with someone else and farting under it. The weight of the blanket traps the far for a significantly longer time
I gifted my girlfriend a gravity blanket, but surprised her with a dutch pressure cooker.
by StabbyStab December 11, 2019
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Irish Pressure Cooker

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
by BeastMode1987 October 18, 2019
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