Pregnants 

Pregnant women. They're like they're own species; they deserve a special word of their own.

A pregnant: "I'm gonna run to the bank."

A non-pregnant: "why don't you just drive? It's faster."

Non-pregnant #2: "Yeah. Pregnants can't run!"

Pregnants by Disgustipat3d July 20, 2011

am I pregnant test 

an annoying ad urban dictionary wants you to click on

Why is urban dictionary keep showing me this "am I pregnant test" ad?
I wonder how much money they sponsored

am I pregnant test by n they're published on Urban D August 21, 2021

food pregnant 

The process of having a food baby.

Look at me, I am totally food pregnant right now.

food pregnant by The K-Nizzle June 30, 2010

had a pregnant 

To become suddenly and deeply excited, and often seized by the urge to share one's excitement with others.

I was so excited that Steven Colbert made an oblique reference to something I did that I almost had a pregnant.

had a pregnant by johnatthebar February 22, 2011

Led Zeppelin Pregnancy 

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.

Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!

Led Zeppelin Pregnancy by Mr Hamsandwitch January 3, 2011

food pregnancy 

the state of body where your stomach is so big you look like you were 5 months pregnant.

you know what Christmas at my parents mean? - food pregnancy so visible pple will let me sit in the buses

food pregnancy by mocchacino November 20, 2010

pregnant silence 

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.

Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*

pregnant silence by lukebn July 27, 2010