pregganoia

When a woman has the paranoid suspicion that she is pregnant, regardless of actual participation in (or completion of) intercourse and of usage of multiple methods of birth control. Sometimes persists until after taking a pregnancy test & getting a negative result, or until Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit.

The morning after her date with Dick, Susie experienced strong pregganoia.

pregganoia by wench230 April 19, 2004

preganoid 

Paranoid of being pregnant

Stop being preganoid Katie, just because your boobs hurt and you feel sick, it doesn't mean you have a baby up in your pregnodes.

preganoid by Trumpet Face January 20, 2017