Precarity 

A term noted by author Mark Fisher in his essay 'Time Wars.'

Precarity describes the situation where the formerly stable fixtures of life - work, home life, and the time available to dedicate to such things equally - become more fractured and unstable, leading to an existentially precarious and exhausting way of life.

Bill would love to own his own home, but the precarity involved in balancing his new job, old debt load, healthcare, and relationships means he has neither the time or money to dedicate to home ownership.

Precarity by Parker51 August 17, 2012

premarital interdigitation

holding hands before marriage with fingers interlocked.

The Puritans daughter was yelled at for having premarital interdigitation with her boyfriend.

premarital interdigitation by Pheonix55 September 22, 2010

precariat 

Containing the meaning of and combining the two words precarious and proletariat, we arrive at a new word which aptly describes the job insecurity our current generation of graduates must deal with.

While the Wall Street fat-cats toast each others' success with champagne above the fray, the NYPD pick off the precariat protesters with pepper spray in the streets below.

precariat by paulpaxman October 2, 2011

Premarital Handholding 

UNACCEPTABLE! ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON!

Premarital handholding is the most degenerate and sinful act one can commit.

Premarital Handholding by WeWillAllDieSoon April 13, 2022

Premarital handholding 

It is the worst sin ever to be made. If you do this you will go straight to hell. Don't even try to hold the hand of another sex before marrying them. In case you accidentally do this, you must marry the person you committed this sin with or must kill yourself

bo: Hey did you hear that Josh and Libby were practicing Premarital handholding
go: Hell naw, that bitch must die in the underworld

Premarital handholding by Chloe Hill November 17, 2019

premarital 

(Important-used as a verb rather than an adjective): The act of having sex with someone before taking the wedding vows. Used in same context as 'fuck' but implying the additional sinful conditions noted above.

She's so hot I would premarital her all night long.

premarital by MikelAbreu February 21, 2009

prefanity 

Coined by Penny Arcade, prefanity are words and expressions which are not yet considered profanity, but will at some point in the future become vulgar.

"That guy who just killed me in Halo is a real ham doctor"

"What's a ham doctor?"

"It's prefanity, dude. Trust me, soon it will be a worse insult than cuntburglar - just wait and see"

prefanity by sick_puppy July 22, 2009