Pre-trip 

Noun: The act of preparing one's self to get involved in a confrontation (i.e. removal of excessive jewelry, hair accessories, etc.), especially if the confrontation will be physical. Derived from the pre-trip inspection commercial vehicle drivers are required to perform before every vehicle use.

Verb: To prepare one's self to get involved in a confrontation (i.e. remove excessive jewelry, hair accessories, etc.), especially if the confrontation will be physical.

Woman 1: "Girl, hold my weave!"
Woman 2: "Oh girl, you pre-trippin'!"

Pre-trip by denshanosenshi June 1, 2019

Pre-trip release 

When you will be spending some time away from home and you know you'll be having a wank holiday. You often end up sleeping in the same room as friends or family. To resolve the problem you usually pump some out before going.

Josh: oi mate did you have a pre-trip release before the school excursion?

Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.

Pre-trip release by tricky175 January 18, 2016

pre-road-trip walk 

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.

I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".

pre-road-trip walk by QuacksO January 31, 2019

Triple Pre-Nut Theorem 

(N) The event of getting three nuts out when your girl says she's coming over so you can have more safe sex or shoot blanks.

Sheeit i gotta get my triple pre-nut theorem out before kylee comes over.

Triple Pre-Nut Theorem by Scoocher2677 September 3, 2017

pretrip

The small space of time before you really start tripping on LSD or psilocybin mushrooms, during which several things happen: you get that funny feeling in your stomach, your head loses its weight, your pulse rate begins a steady climb, and you start yawning, A LOT. While not as fun as actually trippin, a pretrip can be very exciting and a happy time. Also lets you know that whatever you want or need to do before you start trippin better fucking DO IT NOW.

AB: Man I'm pretrippin like a motherfucker!
N: I feel pretty fuckin crazy.
RE: Let's go to the river!
AB and N: Hell yea!

pretrip by GDnugz May 22, 2009