Pre-boner

When you get a boner just thinking about a situation or event that is going to happen in the near future.

Brian: Bro did you see Jenny’s slutty outfit?
Tyler: Nah, but I’m getting a pre-boner thinking about seeing it

Pre-boner by YoungLordDaggerDick November 25, 2019

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pre-boner

a pre-boner is when you get hard but not fully hard and you're just like, "damn".

"Babe, start sucking, I only have a pre-boner right now."

pre-boner by tvlesher December 28, 2014

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Pre-Boner

The act of acquiring an erection prior to engaging in a sexual act

Girl: "Im gonna give you the best blow job"
Guy: "Is that...Is that a Pre-Boner?"

Pre-Boner by The Halfrican January 4, 2010

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Pre Victory Boner

When you have a boner caused by great confidence in your team bevore a mayor football match.

Football WM2010 Germany against England:

Tobi: We will kick some serious ass today.

Max:Yea i got a pre victory boner alrady.

Pre Victory Boner by Lotharvombayern3 July 6, 2010

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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