praype 

When a Christian tells you they will pray for you without your consent.

Christian - I'll pray for you!

Me - Please don't praype me!

praype by Holly Kost November 29, 2015

Astronaut's Prayer

First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"

"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."

Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009

Prayer Marination 

A period of time when people commune together in prayer and worship and are immersed in the activity.

God definitely healed me at UnChapel after all that prayer marination last night.

Prayer Marination by sebkh3192 September 25, 2012

Worship and Prayers 

The excuse to use when someone asks what does wap mean

Person 1: ¨What does WAP mean¨
Person 2: ¨It means Worship and Prayers¨
Person 1: ¨Oh, ok¨

Worship and Prayers by nanceshipper xoxo October 5, 2020

The Beer's Prayer 

Our Lager,

Which art in barrels

Hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk,

I will be drunk,

At home as in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those that spill against us

and lead us not into incarceration.

But deliver us from hang-overs,

for thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager

forever and ever

Barmen!

I sit down and pray The Beer's Prayer before I go out every night.

The Beer's Prayer by BCOOK March 3, 2010

Plaype 

Forcing someone to read the works of William Shakespeare.

Becky got playped.

Plaype by BlueJayWay1998 January 26, 2018

Pimp's Prayer 

A prayer said before striking a trifling bitch or hoe who has stepped out of line.

Let us Pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong Lord, so that she might learn a hoe's place.

Amen

Pimp's Prayer by Fuzzybat23 January 17, 2006