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praying mantits 

When a man has such flabby tits that he is able to press them together so they touch, much like a set of praying titties.
Man, take a look at that guy. That's a real nice set of praying mantits. I'm jealous!
praying mantits by Mr. Balloonhands November 17, 2013
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preying mantits 

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah
"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"
preying mantits by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

praying mantis 

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and put your fingers in her nose from over her forehead and pull her back. The resulting flailing of her arms makes her look like a praying mantis
Take this praying mantis bitch!
praying mantis by Rob Pibbs April 14, 2004

Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear 

The awesomest fight in the freakin' world, man.
Did you see that Bear Sized Praying Mantis Versus Bear fight? That was the shit, yo.

praying mantis style 

With the woman laying on her stomach and a pillow placed under the pelvis and the legs spread at a 45 degree angle, intercourse from behind while stimulating the clitoris with the right hand, which is placed between the pelvis and pillow.
Laura gave two thumbs up after being pleasured via the praying mantis style.
praying mantis style by 26110 September 6, 2012

praying mantis 

A strange insect where the female eats the male after the mating ritual.
Praying mantis - the ultimate torturous sadistic fetish in an insect.
praying mantis by Adel7 January 1, 2008

praying mantis 

When you are having sex with a woman from behind and after she orgasms she reaches back and rips your head off.
Oh man, maria totally praying mantis'd alex last night.
praying mantis by MantisMan December 12, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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