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powerformer

to repeatedly rub one's scrotum across the forehead of a passed-out drunk. variant of teabag. best performed when the powerformer's pubes are especially aromatic.
Dude, I pulled the dirtiest powerformer on Bobby the other night after he passed out - my greasy pubes left a stinky oil slick on his forehead !
by Jimmy128890 February 3, 2008
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popee the performer

popee the performer.
japanese kids show set in a circus in the desert starring popee and kedamono
Guy 1: Wow, you should watch Popee The Performer
Guy 2: No way, Popee the performer is really fucking creepy and disturbing
by Equiuswag January 19, 2016
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Digital Performer

Pro Audio recording software for Mac. Used by douche bags and pretentious assholes who enjoy the smell of their own farts. DP users think they are better than you simply because they use DP instead of Pro Tools, Logic, etc.
What? You use Pro Tools? Digital Performer is the best software out there, I can't believe you're not using it. By the way, have I told you how good my farts smell?

What do you get when you mix vinegar and water in a bag? A Digital Performer user!
by The1andonly November 10, 2007
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proven performer

A woman who, by virtue of having a baby with her, or is undeniably pregnant, has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is not a virgin. She has put out. At least once.
James: How bout that girl over there?

Greg: Naw, man, she's pushing a stroller.

James: C'mon! That just means she's a proven performer!
by Bructus January 21, 2011
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performers boner

When one is performing on stage, or is really nervous and pops a boner. Most likely when it is ones first time on stage. Just to be safe, make sure you always wear a cup and compression boxers to prevent this terrible predicament.
That was Joe's first time on stage, and he popped a performers boner, and now is the laughing stock of the school.
by Pseudonym Anon November 3, 2009
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Performer

Term for someone in the entertainment industry that people will pay to go see or watch on the screen, despite the fact that said person can't really sing, play music, act or do anything else noteworthy. Because they don't really sing, perform music or act, they can't legitimately be called singers, musicians or actors. 'Performer' is a nice catch-all term for such people that doesn't demean others in the entertainment business with actual ability.

Note that the mere fact that performers have no particular ability doesn't mean they can't make plenty of money doing whatever it is that they do. The one ability that performers generally have is marketability. And as countless examples have shown, the ability to be marketed (and to market one's self) is far more important than musical or acting talent anyway.
Recent examples of performers:

Britney Spears
Madonna
Paris Hilton
Hilary Duff
All boy bands
Kevin Federline
by Action Man September 14, 2007
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Popee the Performer

A demonic Japanese TV show about a performer named Popee who was constructed by the demons herself to wreak havoc among the living. But all in all a pretty good TV show.
Have you seen Popee the Performer.
Yeah and now I’m blind.
by EpicLLama May 1, 2021
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