power shits

batteries, or the energy contained in a battery. (countable)

I brought my controller but I hope it has enough power shits.

power shits by cheesycarrion January 9, 2008

powershit 

To defecate with such extreme force and vigor it renders one completely fatigued, yet very euphoric. It usually results in the entire bowl being coated a healthy brown. Such causes involve White Castle, grease truck food, college dining hall food.

Oh damn man I dont know what the fuck I ate but MAAAAANNNNNN was that a good powershit!!!

powershit by EricH April 19, 2005

Powershit 

When you take a shit, and while still on the can, jerk off. It's best to wait until the shit has left your body before you begin yankin'. This maneuver is a real time-saver. It works best if you can manage to bring a laptop or other source of porn in to the bathroom with you.

Girlfriend: So now that you're out of the bathroom, do you want to have sex?

Boyfriend: Nah, I just took a powershit so I'm good to go.

Girlfriend: UGHHHH. *turns on vibrator*

Powershit by Pigroaster deluxe June 4, 2011

Powershit 

The kind of shit that is so fast and hard it has no sound, you don’t feel it, but the toilet feels it. the toilet is practically murdered by the sheer force of that major shit.

Damn, that powershit was so fast, my toilet bowl bursted!

Powershit by Beatmaimeat October 19, 2018

Powershiting 

When you forcefully take a massive shit and grunt while levitating over toilet while sharting.

Yo bro I just had to go Powershiting all day long.

Powershiting by TheSTD,or AIDS July 6, 2019

Powershitting 

I was driving North Carolina and my friend want to go parachuting and Powershitting .

I wanted to go Powershitting this summer but my friend was a massive pussssy.

Powershitting by TheSTD,or AIDS August 25, 2019

Powershitter 

A derogatory term that comes from Weightlifting. It refers to Powerlifters, a group of men who focus on the strength aspects of Weightlifting instead of the aesthetics. This usually means deluding themselves that their 18 inch biceps are made of pure muscle instead of fat, and working out as an excuse to gorge themselves on more food than they need.

A powershitter thinks their bench press numbers are more impressive than a girl's digits.

Powershitter by ethyr January 14, 2025