When you get donkey-punched by two white guys while getting a rim job by a Mexican, face-raped by a ginger, while giving a rusty trombone to a Hawaiian
"man chealsi gives the best alabama powersaws to kade"
"damn samantha marshall alabama power sawed the fuck outta felix"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).