pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion

I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008

50 pounds of beef

Having an extraordinarily large gripe or grudge against another person.

Like for a graduation party.

"Hey do you want to go with me to my friend Cassie's house?"
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."

by Brewtown July 18, 2017

picking up a pound of beef

wanking it, jerking it, beating it.

my mom walked in while i was picking up a pound of beef

by volcom186 November 5, 2003