pottyadash

To rush to the toilet if the event of an emergency... A proper shit the bed moment!

Matt: That Cabbage water has gone right through me
Grandad: Pottyadash
Martin: Shit the bed
Nan: Stop it Jerry

Matt, Martin and Grandad *giggles*
Matt *rushes to loo*

by Me and Wig January 12, 2007

Pottywash

When a poop is so large it splashes your butthole.

"That dung just gave me a pottywash!"

"C'mon you son of a bitch get out... get out...OUT! ...ahhh. Oh!"

"Yeah? Well my poo was so big I got pottywashed!"

by alfur October 2, 2012