Pottywash 

When a poop is so large it splashes your butthole.

"That dung just gave me a pottywash!"

"C'mon you son of a bitch get out... get out...OUT! ...ahhh. Oh!"

"Yeah? Well my poo was so big I got pottywashed!"

Pottywash by alfur October 2, 2012

Polywash

A reflection of the sun from a shiny object on to the wall or ceiling.

For example the reflection off a watch face would create a circular polywash

Polywash by Nobodysperfect July 29, 2015

pottyadash 

To rush to the toilet if the event of an emergency... A proper shit the bed moment!

Matt: That Cabbage water has gone right through me
Grandad: Pottyadash
Martin: Shit the bed
Nan: Stop it Jerry

Matt, Martin and Grandad *giggles*
Matt *rushes to loo*

pottyadash by Me and Wig January 12, 2007

pottywasp 

A high-pitched fart of medium to long duration that produces a buzzing sound, usually formed by a tight sphincter. Like its namesake, the pottywasp usually dies after stin(k)ging once, but some breeds can attack several innocent bystanders before their lifespan ends.

Dude, run - someone just tore open a nest of pottywasps in here and the windows are locked!

pottywasp by G. Bush January 21, 2007

poppywash 

Bullshit, old english slang for expressing anger

This test is absolute poppywash!

poppywash by Danni12 October 29, 2006

pottytastic

1. (adj) when a person is so skilled that they manage to urinate a little on the toilet seat while sitting down and urinating.

2. (adj) a person who can receive a swirly and still look fabulous. rawr.

I am so pottytastic. You may want to clean up your toiloet seat before using it again

pottytastic by cuteliitlehomieG December 30, 2009

Potwash

Potwash - someone/something that is useless, pointless. Derived from the job 'potwash' in which someone who works in a pub/restaurant and only 'washes the pots'.

Calling someone or something a potwash could mean they are stupid, useless, meaningless, pointless, dumb, worthless etc.

The word originated at Chichester University, West Sussex, United Kingdom, December 2012

1. *someone breaks something
'Oh my you are such a potwash Soph!'

2. *someone does a job/task wrong
'Chris you're nothing but a potwash!'

3. 'That lesson was so pointless'

'Yeah, it was absolute potwash!'

4. 'You're an idiot!'

'Dumbass!'

'Potwash!'

Potwash by SwitIsTheWord December 25, 2012