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Potato tits

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The act of getting an astronomical amount of semen and smelly, warm fecal matter upon your chest, giving the effect of potato tits.
James: Yeah me and my girl are getting kinkier by the day.
Adam: What did you two do? Potato tits or something?
Potato tits by Chase11 June 27, 2009
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Potato tits • tits on a potato • potato • Potato Salad • potato head • potato chips • potato sacks • Potato Queen • potato man • potato sacking

tits on a potato 

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A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"

tits on a potato by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009
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