Potato God

The CFO of the Salted Fish Community Services, aka Chief Finance Officer. She is the second most powerful god in the Universe.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Potato God?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: (transforms into potato god) GO TO HELL WITH THE SALT GOD! DON'T REST IN PEACE!

by SFCS SUPREMACY November 30, 2021

potato god

To be the leader of a clique

hank is definitely the potato god of his clique

by Unicornboi February 25, 2017

The potato god

The potato god is a god of the potatoes and shall be respected where ever she is.

Person A: I don't like potatoes

Person B: Ruh to craggy, The potato god will punish you now!

by XxPotato woahxX May 21, 2020

a carrot in god's potato field

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

by Sexydimma June 4, 2013

potato sex goddes

The only remaining potato sex goddess is known as Halley Rose Haynes.It contains a fairly large amount of swag and is the most beautiful creature known to man

that chick is hot,not as hot as the potato sex goddess though.

by mr.peepants November 24, 2013

potatoPod

a small electronic device for playing and storing digital audio and video files.

Jimminy was listening to music on his potatoPod

by Real_smart_guy_😏 August 30, 2022