Potato baby 

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

Potato baby by hazeystorm May 27, 2017

potato baby 

A cute and gorgeous girl of Irish descent. A combination of the Irish stereotype about potatoes and her being your babe/baby.

I love Emma so much! She's my potato baby!

potato baby by a potato farmer March 14, 2017

potato baby 

Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.

That Brendan Gleeson is a total potato baby.

potato baby by smellaina October 28, 2009

potato baby 

The combination between a potato and a baby, that inhabits the jungle-marshland of south-western China and northern North Korea. These so called "babies" were found by a man and a woman whose names may not be stated.

A potato baby looks like this in computer language --> 8

potato baby by GLOBOGYMPURPLECOBRAS February 18, 2009

Potato Baby 

potato baby

Edgar.

A Pokemón obsessed teenager who hasn't quite gone through "Pubbserty."
A gay baby, but not cute...so a potato baby.
His voice frequency is higher than me on crack. Yes, I know.
Also, happens to be a Chinese weeb. VIETNAMESE ANIME FTW!!!

"Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"
"SAY WHAAAAT?! That's not possible..."
"Yeah, I was just kidding. April Fools!"
" I was gonna say...There's no way that kid has hormones. He's like 4'2"."

Hey, did you hear potato baby got a pimple?"

Potato Baby by Srane April 3, 2017