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postdict

To report what already happened in the form of a prediction.
I postdict that Obama won the 2008 presidential election.
by julesk January 4, 2012
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Going Postdoctoral

Describes a situation when a person with a PhD goes on a killing rampage.

A variation of going postal, but used to describe a person with a doctoral degree.
" But of course lots of people--even Harvard grads!--suffer career setbacks, and few of them go postal (or should we say postdoctoral?). source: "Going Postdoctoral The bizarre case of Prof. Amy Bishop, Wall Street Journal Online, February 18, 2010.
by Oceanscribe February 19, 2010
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postdiction

Brian Miller writes: Postdiction is an explanation after the event: the lamest and laziest form of prophecy.

In skepticism, it is considered an effect of hindsight-bias that (only afterwards) explains claimed predictions of significant events.

Happens often at race-tracks and masked wine tastings.

Larry Lockshin adds: "I knew it." Used extensively in business case studies, which often purport to cause and effect: they did this, and that happened.

It is not a predictor of outcomes for those following the claims.
A typical postdiction might be:

It was after I switched from Corn Flakes to Rice Krispies that women started to notice me. You should try Rice Krispies. They could work for you too...
by jethro probes June 8, 2016
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postdictable

It seemed like a good idea at the time but its failure was entirely postdictable.
by Scientivore December 24, 2008
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postdicamint

n. One or more mints consumed shortly after giving a blowjob.

Opposite of predicamint.
Mary: "I sucked his dick off, then I had a postdicamint."

John: "She totally needed a postdicamint after sucking my cock. She had mad dick breath"
by WhoseAudiIsThat July 12, 2010
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postdicament

Any problem or situation arising after a sexual encounter.
Mary: "I think I got crabs from that loser I went home with the other night."
Alice: "Sounds like quite the postdicament."
by AstroVanGirl June 28, 2009
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PostDICKtal

a state of disorientation that follows intense sexual activities.
Elizabeth fucked me so good afterwards I was AOx0. I was so postDICKtal.
by ManicMedic22 October 17, 2017
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