portscanner

A securitytool to map open, virtual ports on a computer connected to a wordnetwork/word.

Used to find vulnerabilities in network enviroments, and eliminate potential security issues.

by BelgainDSoul August 10, 2003

pornoscanner

An airport x-ray backscatter machine, the that produces full-body images of naked bodies, through clothes. As used but the TSA in the USA.

I had a choice of gate rape or the pornoscanner at the airport.

"Pornoscanners trivially defeated by pancake-shaped explosives." - headline on Boingboing

by CityNewt December 24, 2010