Portfolio Snatcher
Tom: "What a great day it is today...!"
Portfolio Snatcher: "A ha! I have your portfolio (runs away)."
Portfolio Snatcher: "A ha! I have your portfolio (runs away)."
Portfolio Snatcher by Penywagger December 11, 2010
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Social Portfolio
A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.
Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.
Social Portfolio by bwsimonse December 5, 2021
cock portfolio
Girl 1: I don't want to go to that bar.
Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
Girl 2: But you haven't slept with the bartender there yet. C'mon, he'd be a wise investment in your cock portfolio--we'll get free drinks!
cock portfolio by HOEL November 9, 2010
portfolio
portfolio by InstantSunrise November 5, 2010
portfolio killer
Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."
Dexter: "Wall Street?"
Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."
Dexter: "But what about the code?"
Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"
Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"
Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
Dexter: "Wall Street?"
Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."
Dexter: "But what about the code?"
Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"
Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"
Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
portfolio killer by Downsized October 9, 2011
Drug Portfolio
The list of drugs one has done in his/her lifetime, usually recorded over the course of several years
Drug Portfolio by Brobacca June 9, 2011
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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