port holes

A term used to call a Marine with glasses.

Get over here port holes...Can you see my future with those tri-focals???

by C_Dog23 April 27, 2006

Port Holing

The act of two people, male or female in any combination, rubbing their anus' together for the purpose of sexual gratification.

My wife makes me take a shower to remove my duck butter before long sessions of port holing.

After a long workout there is nothing quite as gratifying as the sweet surrender of port holing my best friend.

by blackpearl905 October 4, 2012

Port Hole

The act of surprising an unexpecting stranger with a jumbo marshmallow shoved deep into their oral cavity.

Sorry I didn't answer my phone I was busy giving out Port Holes last night.

by 543210 August 31, 2011

Port Holing

Sexual postion on a ship. Like Doggy Style

"Bent her over in front of the port holes last night" "Great view, love port holing"

by Disney Friend November 6, 2012

Port Hole Pirate

A person who is gay or homsexual and likes men.

As hot as Crystle is and he turned her down? Wow he must be a Port Hole Pirate.

by -cM January 5, 2008