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Port Colborne

Is the best city ever! theres so much to do I party every night in port colborne. NOT. I gotta go to skiddy welland to party since everybody is a LOSER in port! lakewhore & pothigh school ? like COMON.
julia: hey wanna party in port colborne tonight?

chris: If we can find something.. we will probably just end up sitting at the freaking canal all night long getting high cause ports sketch.

julia: yaaa nevermind. welland it is.
Port Colborne by anon 2091 July 4, 2011

Port Colborne

Port Colborne is a beautiful little city on Lake Erie in the Niagara Region. Port Colborne is a great place to visit and there is so much to do. If you come down to Port Colborne, you'll highly unlikely be disappointed.
Stephen: Dude wanna go to Port Colborne tonight?

Curtis: Yeah man! Port Colborne has so much to do, after we go swimming at the pool and walk along to the canal, we can chill at the park and then we can go to the party that is just down the road.
Port Colborne by Oliver Duck August 31, 2012

Port Colbourne 

A port town bordering both Welland and Wainfleet. Known for it's lakefronts, canals and terrible whore-schools. It's high schools/occupants are often referred to as:

"Pot high" (Port Colbourne High School)
"Lake Shore whores" (Lake Shore Catholic Secondary)

Port Colbourne is generally looked down upon by neighbouring cities/towns.
1. "You must be from Port" (referring to a degenerate)
2. "Dirty like Port Colbourne"
Port Colbourne by Steerky April 3, 2011
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026