pornpug

A large man or woman that wheezes like a pug during sex. More common when paired with asthma.

Person 1: Did you hear the rumor about Becky?
Person 2: Yes I did, they say that she's awful in the bedroom, and a pornpug.

by Octavia Voison February 26, 2024

pornputer

A computer that is not only obsolete but so swamped by adware and spyware that you are forced to by a new laptop and use the old desktop with downloading pornography as it's sole function.

This 486 is so shitty it is hardly usable as even a pornputer!

by Kyle Roach June 23, 2004

Pornpega

When you want to pepega but don't want to be offensive, or when you really want to flex your cultured taste.

Guy: Wow that's so pepega
Guy 2: Dude who even says pepega anymore
Guy: Pornpega

by YouJustGotNarced March 18, 2021